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WHEN I WAS ABOUT SIX IT WAS WINTER AND I LIVE LIKE ACROSS RIGBY FROM HERE. I WENT OUTSIDE AND PUT MY TONGUE IN THIS METAL STAND DOOHICKEY. IT GOT STUCK. THAT WAS WAY SCARY. I RIPPED IT OFF OF THE METAL AND RAN INSIDE. "SKYLER", I YELLED. "WAT DID YOU DO?", THATS WAT I BELIEVE HE SAID. WELL WHEN I WAS ALL BETTER. HE SAID, "I THOT U AND MIKE WERE PLAYING A TRICK. ALL THAT BLOOD LOOKED LIKE KOOLAID OR SOMETHING."